Are you as disappointed as I am that Ben & Jerry’s “Chunky Monkey” never actually contained bits of monkey?
Perhaps then you’ll be as thrilled as I was to see new “Chunky Monkey: Rhesus Pieces” pints, available now in your grocer’s freezer section.
NOTE: When I wrote the above gag nearly a week ago, it cracked me up considerably. I congratulated myself on my hilarity. Then I started to feel as if I had actually heard this before, from one of you, but I’ve been unable to find it. So… If it was you who actually originated this gag, please let me know so that I can give credit where it’s due. I don’t want to steal other people’s jokes.
