Let me get this straight…  Don Imus refers to some young black women as “nappy-headed hos” and gets fired amidst the massive media attention, Kelly Tilghman gets a 2-week suspension for saying Tiger Woods’s‘s opponents would have to “lynch him in a back alley” to beat him, yet John Gibson gets nothing?

Are things seriously so fudged up in this country that something only <i>vaguely</i> tied to racism (lynching) causes more outrage than cruel homophobic rumormongering towards a dead man and his family?

I’m not typically a celebrity woebegoner, but this atop the  Westboro Baptist Church announcing that they’re going to picket Heath’s funeral has put me just about over the top on the “caring about the press treatment of celebrities” department.  Seriously, LEAVE HEATH LEDGER ALONE! (*SOB*)

Worst Dark Knight viral marketing campaign. ever.

What the headline said: Harry Potter franchise star Daniel Radcliffe shocks the world by baring all on London stage.

What I wish the headline said: Harry Potter franchise star Emma Watson shocks the world by baring all on London stage.

Hey now, stop that ‘tsk’ing — I know you’re thinking it too.

I awoke this morning to see that my hits as a result of Charlotte Church searches have gone through the roof, which means I sat on this information for too long.

A week or so ago, my source gave me what appears to be an ultrasound that confirms the news that Charlotte Church is pregnant, and suggests that the father may not be who she is now claiming that it is.

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I was hoping to realease this information just as she was announcing it, but sadly I missed the boat. In any case, it’s out there now.

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