Here’s a perplexing thought for you, one that you can bring it up at any family gatherings to which you are forced to attend on this most thankful of days.
Not even one of the Three Musketeers carried a musket.
Well, there you go.
I for one am thankful that I’m not forced to go to any such gatherings, and that I have once again proven (at least to myself) that you can actually choose your family like you can your friends.