A couple things real qucklike, since I am all tucked into bed and the nyquil is beginning to take effect.
1) People, you are still not treating the lines in parking lots as actual road lines. Stop pulling through parking spaces, do the correct thing and back out of it. You nearly ran me over twice at the grocery store. Hell, I was still partly in my car the first time! I had to quickly jump inside and yank my door closed to avoid being decapitated.
2) The gas station I bought gas from tonight claims that ‘due to weather’ they are all out of mortal gasoline, forcing me to buy the super-expensive Valhalla-grade instead. Sure, we did have pretty shitty weather like 3 days ago, but I think they’re just scamming to get people to buy the premium.
At least they didn’t say it was because those rebels prevented the USA PATRIOT act from being renewed, that would have caused me to torch the place or something. I wonder if premium-grade gasoline makes a better “eternal flame”....
3) Yay Dover, PA! Any judge that calls out Creationists for being liars is OK in my book. What better way to show Christians1 that they’re wrong than by pointing out that they’re liars. Ha!
1: Now I don’t mean to say that Christians are wrong, just these particular Christians. WWJD? Not lie under oath to further His agenda, that’s what!
