This does, however, give me an excuse to make another comic, and to point out that I will be posting them here from now on rather than over at comics.nyquil.org. (I don't make them nearly often enough to warrant a dedicated site for them. Plus, nobody knows comics.nyquil.org exists. Here, at least, people might see them.)
Without further ado, here's how I imagine this merger of loves:
You know what really pisses me off? Situations like this:
Kevin Smith says for months how everyone is going to be impressed and surprised at the results of his new film Jersey Girl, says it's his best work to date. It finally comes out and the critics pan it and many of the fanboys hate on it online. The general consensus: it sucks. Months pass and I finally bring myself to watch it, and find that it is indeed surprising, impressing and Kevin's best work to date. Yet even he says that it sucks when talking about it, blaming it on J-Lo, poor marketing, and the too large budget (despite previously saying how great it was.)
Way to go Kevin, you just keep listening to your critics and agree with them whatever they say. In the meantime, I'm still going to love Jersey Girl, I'll just think you're a big fucking tool.