I recently had an idea for a new reality show, because as I'm sure you know, I think there needs to be more of them. Anyway, my idea combines some of the best elements of all the best reality shows1 we've yet seen. First off, it invrsolves calling in to vote, replacing an icon, and being really mean to contestants.
The working title for this reality show is The Bat-chelor, and on it we will see a panel of evil masterminds (including Simon Cowell) eventually choose the new face of Batman -- with a little help from America of course. Categories of competition will include: bantering, kicking ass, filling out a rubber suit, throwing one-liners and of course, dancing the Batoosy.
1: I am of course surmising these elements from things I have heard; I have not actually watched a single second of reality television, nor do I have any plans to start.