Dear Mother Nature,
I really hope you fucking appreciate what I go through for you.
Right about the point this shot was taken, my wonderful neighbor asked if I wanted to borrow her gas powered mower — just to you know, knock it down and get me started with my pollution-free lawn care system. I took her up on it and spent the next 3 and a half hours cutting 3” strips out of the lawn, since the super tall growth would bog down the mower and kill it if I tried more than that. Know those little wheel marks you get on your lawn when you mow? I’ve got those every 3 inches. Awesome.
Hours and hours later, it’s all knocked down and raked. Now I’m prepared to do future mowings with no pollution (mainly the noise pollution, but also the stinky air pollution) and no petroleum requrements, which I’m pretty excited about. We’ll have to see how long that excitement lasts, and how long it takes me to buy an SUV riding mower or something.
I’ll keep you posted.
